Dear Comcast…
…We’ve had a relationship that isn’t bad. I sometimes think you ask me for too much money, but you do deliver a good service overall, and it’s dependable. I’ve worked at an ISP before, and I know how hard that really is, you must have a team that care about your network very much. These extra packets you’re putting in my torrents have to stop.It’s not like the time I put ice cream in the freezer, and found that it was all gone when I wanted to eat it. It’s not like the time I was pushed and fell down the stairs.It’s like the time I went to mexico, drank too much tequila and woke up with a spatula in my ass.It’s exactly the same. I wasn’t looking for a minute there, and then I had something awkwardly jammed into a spot that it does not belong.In mexico, there was a friendly local with a strong grip to help me out (Thanks Pedro).With you Comcast, there’s a router running DD-WRT. Turns out you can do all sorts of clever things with Linux, like pull a proverbial spatula out of your torrent’s ass.
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